Dear Internet,

December 2020, I was at the MoMA getting a green, yellow and blue French press for my mother shipped down to Florida.

They applied a discount and shipped it for free because I’m a member. A few months later, unprovoked, they sent her a second one with a blank invoice attached. How does that even happen?

She now has two big yellow and green French presses, so I suggested she take it as a sign and throw a small recurring party called The Accidental MoMA Breakfast Brunch. I flew into town and joined her for the first one.

It was a dynamic gathering and she sold a painting. Thanks MoMA.

All the best, Eva